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  • h1techSlave
    03-17 01:03 PM
    With out a GC, you may not get the best rate. But you sure can get a mortgage loan while in H1/EAD.

    Hello all,

    Me and my wife are planning to buy a home, we are in 485 stage and both are working and have EAD. Do you think there can be issues for getting a joint loan on EAD ? I still have my H1, but my wife never had an H1 before, so she is working on EAD. Do lenders consider EADs for mortgages ? Did you have any issues with this ?

    Thank you.




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  • glus
    01-20 05:04 PM
    Does that mean we are no more after the goal of I-485 provision (attached to appropriation bills in Feb) due to lack of contributions? There has been several posts even in other forums saying that IV has dropped this goal, and I tried quite a few times now to get some form of confirmation/denial from any of the core members, but without any luck yet. Also logiclife's announcement was removed from the home page!!


    It does mean that me need more funds. IV has not announced it has dropped the I485 idea. Now a lot depends on us, the members.

    G




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  • GCOP
    12-08 02:03 PM
    Friends, I already have expressed the views regarding Recapturing/ temporarily increasing Employment Based Visa Numbers for Greencard, on change.gov website . I have been getting E-mails from Transition Team. I have pasted this recent E-mail which is about Meeting with Transition Team. I think, IV Core Team members or/and people living around Chicago area should arrange meeting with Transition Team, and express and suggest our ideas regarding Recapture/Temporarily Increase EB greencard Numbers to clear the backlog.


    Your seat at the table‏
    From: John D. Podesta, Obama-Biden Transition Project (info@obamabidentransitionproject.org)
    Sent: Sat 12/06/08 10:30 AM

    Everyday, we meet with organizations that present ideas for the Transition and the incoming Obama-Biden Administration. In past transitions, meetings like this have been held behind closed doors.

    Not anymore. Today, every Obama-Biden Transition staff member received a memo outlining the "Seat at the Table" Transparency Policy. I've included a copy of it below.

    The policy is pretty simple: the people and groups we're meeting with, the subjects of the meetings, and any documents shared in the meetings will now be made available on Change.gov. Most importantly, the American public can weigh in with comments or their own materials.

    Read the memo and watch our "Seat at the Table" video:




    This is our latest step toward a more transparent and accessible Transition. We look forward to benefitting from the many more voices that will now be a part of the decision-making process.

    Thank you,

    John

    John D. Podesta
    Co-chair
    The Obama-Biden Transition Project


    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    MEMORANDUM
    From: John Podesta
    To: All Obama-Biden Transition Project Staff
    Date: December 4, 2008
    Re: "Seat at the Table" Transparency Policy -- EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY

    Overview:
    As an extension of the unprecedented ethics guidelines already in place for the Obama-Biden Transition Project, we take another significant step towards transparency of our efforts for the American people. Every day, we meet with organizations who present ideas for the Transition and the Administration, both orally and in writing. We want to ensure that we give the American people a "seat at the table" and that we receive the benefit of their feedback.

    Accordingly, any documents from official meetings with outside organizations will be posted on our website for people to review and comment on. In addition to presenting ideas as individuals at www.change.gov, the American people deserve a "seat at the table" as we receive input from organizations and make decisions. In the interest of protecting the personal privacy of individuals, this policy does not apply to personnel matters and hiring recommendations.

    Scope:
    The following information will be posted on our website:
    1. Documents: All policy documents1 and written policy recommendations from official meetings2 with outside organizations.
    2. Meetings: The date and organizations represented at official meetings in the Transition headquarters or agency offices, with any documents presented as noted above.

    This scope is a floor, not a ceiling, and all staff are strongly encouraged to include additional materials. Such materials could include documents (recommendations, press releases, etc.) presented in smaller meetings or materials or made public by the outside organization without a connection to an official meeting.

    If you have any questions as to whether documents should be included, please email [REDACTED].

    Process:
    Prior to an official meeting with an outside organization or organizations, Obama-Biden Transition Project staff members will inform attendees that any documents provided will be posted on our "Seat at the Table" website found at www.change.gov. Suggested language for email invitations is: "By presenting or submitting any document at a meeting with the Obama-Biden Transition Project, you agree to allow the document to be made public and posted on www.change.gov." At the completion of each meeting or upon receipt of such documents, Transition staff will provide the documents to [REDACTED] with the date of the meeting, a list of the organizations in attendance, and the topic of the meeting.


    Notes:
    1) This policy does not apply to non-public or classified information acquired from the Agency Review Process and internal memorandum.
    2) An "official meeting" is defined as a meeting with outside organizations or representatives of those organizations to which three or more outside participants attend.




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  • villamonte6100
    09-19 11:04 AM
    That's what I am suggesting. Look back the first reply message. One doesn't gain authority and yell on others just because the person attended the rally.


    Ras, looking at the photo at the rally, I think you got the point. Not much attended and I don't see any other nationals there.



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  • vik352
    10-20 10:34 AM
    Thanks for posting this. My I-140 was applied in May 2007 and I have not heard anything. USCIS says it has processed until July 24, 2007. What a bunch of lies.




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  • reddymjm
    05-15 11:06 AM
    Here is my $100

    Paypal Receipt ID: 8D5173328S121125D

    Come on everyone... donate a small percentage of your stimulus package.

    Good Job elaiyam.



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  • vin13
    04-26 02:22 PM
    Why did we all come to USA?

    Did any of you knew the Green card problems when you came?

    Did you know the problems when you applied for greencard many years ago?

    When was the first time you found out there was a ling wait period and so many problems?

    Where do you want to go with this discussion?:confused:




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  • gc_on_demand
    02-03 01:41 PM
    Hi

    I hold a H1b Visa but did not work after coming to US.
    Can anybody guide me regarding my current status.
    My H1 was approved in 2007 quota and i entered US in march 2008..but was not successful in getting a job and my employer is not running any payroll..
    can anybody help me with this??

    thankyou

    Dont stay here .. People like you causing problem for people who work hard. If you cannot find job.. why the hell you stay here. You should pack bag.. If you are rich enough to spend money while not working in USA come on B1 visa and stay for 180 days in 5 star hotel.

    Go back...



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  • Krilnon
    07-26 10:39 PM
    Have you printed out the name of the file that was selected to make sure that that part is working? It seems like you've only done a minimal amount of debugging to determine the nature of the problem, so I would recommend starting with that.




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  • ajaysri
    08-07 02:21 PM
    I applied for EAD renewal at NSC on 07/03/08 and today 08/06/2008, the status shows card production ordered. I applied for my wife along with me and her status shows still received.

    Does the dependent (spouse) EAD in general get approved a few days after the primary applicants EAD is approved? I am not really using the EAD, its my wife who is using it, and thats the concern.

    -AjaySri



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  • snathan
    01-13 04:28 PM
    Hello folks -

    I am currently working on H1B, and though against the rules of H1, I was doing side consulting work. As a result, I received a 1099 Misc form from the client for whom I was doing the work.

    I reported the 1099 income on my Federal 1040 tax return. Now it's time to file the I-1485 with my current employer. My employer has requested me to submit my previous year tax returns along with other documents for the filing of the I-1485.

    Do you think showing business income on form 1040 will have any impact on the processing of I-485?

    Also, if anyone knows of a good immigration attorney I can consult with, it would be much appreciated.

    Thank you!

    What you did is unauthorised employment. You can not do anything to move forward. Keep your fingers crossed and wait...




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  • cox
    October 23rd, 2005, 08:36 AM
    Cool, guys. I am probably off to Korea the 2nd week of Nov, and spending thanksgiving in TX, Xmas in AR. Otherwise, I can probably make a weekend meet.



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  • franklin
    02-10 07:43 PM
    My gut feeling would be in agreeing with what your attorney says regarding the difficulty with the same job description but differing EB category.

    However, I don't think the attorney would have filled for the EB2 knowing that it would not be accepted, especially if your company is paying for the process.

    I guess you'll only really know if the tactic works when your EB2 LC is resolved.

    I'm far from an attorney, but your general position seems similar to what I've been considering for a while (that's why I know a little bit about this). Sorry - can't be much more help other than that - its just my guessing, really. Maybe others on this board have applied the same theory with success.




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  • rbashir
    09-01 03:43 PM
    Guys , Thanks very much for your response and all the support, I do have another question about the affidavit, what comprises an affidavit from a friend, would it be on letter head how to prepare one

    Thanks



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  • vasa
    05-25 07:44 AM
    Sent




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  • shx
    05-25 04:01 AM
    Fax sent



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  • frostrated
    10-02 03:02 PM
    the two are separate as they belong to different countries. you can maintain both as long as you fulfill the requirements to keep both of the permits current.




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  • rb_248
    08-14 06:56 AM
    Can people convert LC pending in BEC to PERM? If So, how safe it is and how much time it takes totally.

    It can be done. For my case it took about 6 months. If you are in your 6th year or beyond, it is risky. But, note that your PERM application you submit must be identical to your old application to retain your PD.




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  • Aah_GC
    06-01 01:37 AM
    As suggested by vxb.. make sure you have your I140 approved, as long as you have that - you should be good to look at other options. If you use AC21 without I140 approval, its puts you at risk as your employer can revoke I140 even after 180 days of I1485 application. Seems like you have that figured that one out.

    The thing with your TME role is, it is very explicit with the word "Marketing" in it. The concern with USCIS is it might actually object your transition from an engineering to marketing position. Not sure if you are moving with the same GC sponsoring employer (if that is the case, you should be good). But if you are thinking about a different employer, make sure you are moving with the same / similar type of roles. After all your GC labor was approved for a specific role that did not find a GC / citizen with similar skills.

    Use your AC21 privelege wisely.

    Hi,

    I was wondering if anyone was ever able to change from Software Engineer to Technical Marketing Engineer (TME), using the AC21 portability rules. A TME needs similar level of technical skills as that of a Software Engineer, of course used for a different purpose.

    A short description of this role (for those of you who don't know about this role)

    The Technical Marketing Engineer role is exciting and challenging for the employee that enjoys equally working hands on with technology in the lab and marketing this knowledge to customers. Working with marketing, engineering, services and the sales channels

    I really like to consider moving to TME roles. I see this as a first point to moving to Product Manager roles. One could move to Product Manager directly, but I guess the transition for a Software Engineer will be smooth, when he/she goes from Software Engineer -> TME -> Product Manager. The advantage with TME is, you can leverage your technical skills to perform this new role and then gradually hone your marketing/soft skills, to move to the Product Manager position. This is also the input I got from the Marketing Director of one of the reputed firms.

    All looks good, but I am not sure if this transition to TME will be acceptable under the AC21 rules. It would be nice to know if anyone has ever able to do it successfully (without getting any RFEs/rejections). Right now, I have a feeling that I am totally stuck in the Software Engineer role and really like to explore my options.

    Appreciate your thoughts on this




    american_dreams
    07-31 04:48 PM
    Noting to worry. You will get your DL in mail. Till then you can use the temporary one. Usually the offices in the same state will be aware of the policies. But if you travel out of state some times you might have to just explain to them if needed.

    Till you get your DL in mail you have to use a differnt photo ID if needed.




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    02-13 02:49 PM
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